Tumblelog by Soup.io
Newer posts are loading.
You are at the newest post.
Click here to check if anything new just came in.

January 26 2015

ayoy
8194 d19c
Reposted fromidz-pan-w-chuj idz-pan-w-chuj viapmg pmg
ayoy
2083 9d32
Reposted frombukoz bukoz viapmg pmg
ayoy
0287 57de
Reposted fromvegetazen vegetazen viapmg pmg

December 16 2014

ayoy
6965 6365
Reposted frommahagon mahagon viapmg pmg
ayoy
4473 8b06
Reposted frombzyk bzyk viapmg pmg
2195 ab18

prismatic-bell:

HERE’S THE THING THOUGH

I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was voice-activated so when the other person said hello you’d get connected to them, so I just launch right into my “Harvard University and NPR blah blah blah” thing and then there’s this long pause and I think the person’s hung up even though I didn’t hear a click

And then I hear “you shouldn’t be able to call this number.”

So I apologize and go into the preset spiel about because we aren’t selling anything, etc. etc. and the answer I get is

"No, I know that. What I mean is that it should be impossible for you to call this number, and I need to know how you got it."

I explain that it’s randomly generated and I’m very sorry for bothering him, and go to hang up. And before I can click terminate, I hear:

"Ma’am, this is a matter of national security."

I accidentally called the director of the FBI.

My job got investigated because a computer randomly spit out a number to the Pentagon.

Reposted fromphancats phancats viapmg pmg
ayoy
Reposted fromtotal1ty total1ty viapmg pmg
4888 27df
Reposted fromtayfun tayfun viapmg pmg
ayoy
he he.
Reposted fromikari ikari viapmg pmg
ayoy
8137 0c32 500

laughhard:

I Found a great gift that I probably won’t give…

Reposted fromtron tron viapmg pmg

December 15 2014

ayoy
5464 fefc 500
Reposted fromohmylife ohmylife viatomash tomash

March 14 2014

ayoy
3073 592c 500
Reposted byiskremogvaffelfrequenzwasser
ayoy
4978 d7ef
Reposted fromOverseerSkretu OverseerSkretu viatomash tomash
ayoy
0141 737a


seacables
:

fakesmiles-scars:

disconte-nt:

releasings:

This picture is in time with the average heart rate. What you’re hearing is the sound of your blood pumping, which you aren’t normally aware of. This picture tricks your mind into making yourself aware of your heart rate, so you hear it.

i will never stop being freaked out by this

holy shit tits

WHat tH E FUCk

Reposted fromthatsridicarus thatsridicarus viatomash tomash
ayoy
4135 f460 500
Guard Dog.
Reposted fromckisback ckisback viatomash tomash
ayoy
ayoy
6832 b49e

waltergirlboob:

leystrade:

imagine if daft punk put googly eyes on their helmets

what have i done


Reposted fromthatsridicarus thatsridicarus viatomash tomash
ayoy
7413 4d89 500
Reposted fromlubieplacki lubieplacki viatomash tomash
ayoy
0450 190d 500

Contemporary history of Japan in a nutshell.
Reposted fromcontroversial controversial viatomash tomash
Older posts are this way If this message doesn't go away, click anywhere on the page to continue loading posts.
Could not load more posts
Maybe Soup is currently being updated? I'll try again automatically in a few seconds...
Just a second, loading more posts...
You've reached the end.

Don't be the product, buy the product!

Schweinderl